See, this is where I have to sadly inform you that bribery works much better than threats. Stabbing with basilisk teeth is all very well, but I can hold up under torture. Now if you said, “Sign this, and we will bring you Robert Downey, Jr” we could talk.
I think I just about covered everything
just sign it
All I want for season 4 is a Baby Bates with no dangerous plot and with both of its parents alive and happy.
If only! DOWNTON BABBIES ARE KILLERS!
I’ve been re-watching Downton Abbey and Doctor Who and am listening to Elizabeth Gaskell’s “North And South” on audiobook.
I’ve been drinking copious amounts of good (read: loose, prepared in a pot) tea and eating soft-boiled eggs and mouillettes, and it’s…
It’s not meant to be an exhaustive list. More BBC than normal means I’m having strange dreams of men in top hats and Billie Piper in black cabs.
Giada De Laurentiis,
There is a reason you are the skinniest person on Food Network. YOU CAN’T COOK AND/OR YOU ONLY COOK BULLSHIT!!!!
My grandmother told me to “Never trust a skinny Eye-talian.” (She was Austrian and bore a grudge of some sort.)
Also, Giada’s scary-eyed big smiles weird me the fuck out.
In her defense, she hasn’t actually done anything out in the world to make anyone be ashamed of her. I can’t actually remember her doing anything bad to make people not like her. She just likes to do fun shit. But she never did anything wrong.
The sex tape was kind of atrocious. A couple of DUIs, jail time, arrests for drug possession, homophobic slurs… not exactly the kind of girl I’d want one of my kids to date. She’s vapid and useless, but not exactly dangerous.
Thomas has so much more character under his conniving mask.
I like how Carson put him in his place; “Alfred asked for help, and you never did.” Thomas thinks very highly of himself, and refuses to do anything he sees as being beneath his station. If he wasn’t so caught up in hurting anyone who he perceives as getting in his way, he might have some potential. But until he does some major soul-searching, I think he’s going to have about as much character as Horace Bryant.