In this dramatization of transcripts from a legal deposition, a lawyer becomes embroiled in an absurd argument about the definition of a photocopier.
New Upright Citizen’s Brigade.
And people wonder why Cuyahoga County, Ohio is a shithole of theft and corruption.
(Source: The New York Times)
There’s a joke in here about Whiz Khalifa being high, but I don’t feel like sussing it out right now.
to everyone with finals and exams and big projects due very very soon and haven’t started anything yet
To everyone with finals and exams and big projects due very very soon that they haven’t started because obsessing over upcoming season finales is more important
I am pretty pleased by the fact the Frank Lloyd Wright of all people built a gas station hundreds of miles from a major city in Minnesota.
I won a 4th Doctor’s Scarf from my bestie for my birthday (wich is next month but she gave it to me now so I could wear it on my trip :3 )
Did she knit it herself? Because if she did, AND she finished early, means that she herself may be either a Companion or Hermione Granger. Because seriously, that requires time travel of some sort.
we have winston
how about this one’s maximilian
now need names for these doggies
Fat Jack Russell needs to either be Ivan the Terrier or… Fat Jack Russell.
A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
My husband would do this. Seriously. I’ve seen him save kids from head-crashing-into-the-concrete-concussions just because he was standing there and reached out to stop them from faceplanting as they fell.